The Unforgiven

I have done the unforgiven…. I walked during a run.  Tonight I ate 2 brats, a huge helping of french fries, a double portion of cole slaw and a heaping bowl of ice cream for dessert.  About 30 minutes after this feast I was bored so I went out for a nice long run.  My knee was hurting a bit, but I thought I would give it a test and head out down Leonard Street westward.  About 3 miles in my gut cramped to the point of nausea.  I ran 2.2 more miles and stopped…. that is right… just plain stopped running.  I have never done this (other than waiting for road crossings.  The shame I have brought upon my household is immense.  My run was 10.4 miles, but I walked for .1 miles; therefore I didn’t record the sad tenth of a mile.  I don’t even know how to classify this run… distance?  I didn’t run the 14 miles I intended… it wasn’t that hilly… it certainly wasn’t normal… and with the walking and the cramping it wouldn’t qualify as a speed run either.  This run was sad – I will never run after a smorgasbord again!

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6 Responses to “The Unforgiven”

  1. gbrand Says:

    Shame indeed! What if someone saw you walking? You should have kept running until you lost your brats. Walking on a run is more shameful than using a treadmill. :)

  2. bill Says:

    It definitely ranks up there with the treadmill, but to be honest I did want to stop and check out the status of my knee too. cough…

  3. angie Says:

    The only shame that you brought on your family was the way in which you sulked for the rest of the evening in a depressed, narcissistic fashion. Did I spell that right?

  4. john in grand haven Says:

    what kind of ice cream?

  5. Laurie Foster Says:

    Today’s the day to show the fruits of your labor. Hope the Riverbank goes well for both you and Garry.

  6. angie Says:

    Good job on the Riverbank, Bill. I love you.


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